一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

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9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2005

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 莱惜蕊 5小时前 :

    故事紧凑,不矫情,不拖泥带水,打斗真实,这才是动作片的态度,五星支持谢苗,加油。

  • 翦灵慧 6小时前 :

    警察开枪打腿梦回无间道。

  • 逢如南 4小时前 :

    几年过去,网大也开始有些值得看的作品了。

  • 资芮欢 3小时前 :

    为什么有人说比怒火重案好呢,真搞不懂这些人咋想的。

  • 运轩 8小时前 :

    剧情简单了一点,但拳脚功夫实打实确实看的挺爽的。

  • 采彦 4小时前 :

    瞎看看的,结果还行,谢苗怎么这么沧桑了。。。我对他的印象还停留在小娃娃的时候 😂😂

  • 骆曼音 0小时前 :

    1.挺好看的,情节紧凑

  • 马易真 0小时前 :

    剧情简单了一点,但拳脚功夫实打实确实看的挺爽的。

  • 锦初 4小时前 :

    我们也可以有个人英雄主义!!!!肖老三让我想起小说《年华》的男主角,给美国唐人街帮派当会计和智囊,只是没有肖老三那么阴险

  • 能之卉 4小时前 :

    哎~~现在的电影,尤其国产的,真心不行了,退步严重,故事的核心乱,人物之间的关系略有剥离,推进节奏没把控好,可能是导演基本功的问题,也可能是编剧的问题,个别打斗单拿出来算及格,可以看看,当然看个电影不是为了单拿出来的三分钟五分钟,再次应证那句话,网大里没啥好片子

  • 詹玲玲 3小时前 :

    值得四星鼓励,魏君子老师辛苦能让大家看到国产动作片的新进步,医院和大巴的打斗可见预算不充裕,但是谢苗卖力演出还是值得一看,看到谢苗长大当警察也感叹我们即将步入中年,喜欢的事业就值得继续干下去,期待第二部能上大荧幕一定支持

  • 苦贞韵 5小时前 :

    平铺直叙,情节简单,略有铺垫,但没有起伏。可打架是真挺狠的,重点原来在这里,所以还是加一颗星吧。

  • 翁问萍 3小时前 :

    可惜了 剧本太弱 不然苗哥可能就翻红了 希望以后有好武打剧多找找苗哥

  • 查明朗 5小时前 :

    作为网大不要太强求逻辑 虽然情节有些刻意 制作成本低使得服化道比较粗糙 但能看出是部良心的动作片 很有八九十年代香港动作片的风格 谢苗作为新生代打星近两年活跃在小荧幕 但确实也都是些说得过去的作品 这个故事完全可以做成一个系列 相比现在的很多院线国产动作片来说好多了

  • 郑烨煜 8小时前 :

    还行,简单干净利落,直来直去,就是反派的逻辑比较有点问题。

  • 露玉 9小时前 :

    好久没看过这么棒的打戏了!小制作又如何完全不输一线大片的水准!真实有力的武打简单不拖沓的剧情,个个在线都演员,整部片子投入可能没有一个顶流小鲜肉片酬高,但真的很棒院线水平,片尾花絮好像回到90年代龙哥电影一样。赞赞赞

  • 翦曼珠 9小时前 :

    小成本良心电影。紧凑不注水,实打实的动作设计。

  • 淑楠 7小时前 :

    谢苗的功夫也不差,打得还是比较卖力真实的,感觉有点学成龙大哥的味道,片尾也有NG镜头花絮,不知道什么原因一直没能大红大紫。总体完成得还可以,女演员寒碜了点,跟成本有关系吧!剧情差强人意,部分情节转换得还是有点急,没交待好,也缺少一些细节铺垫。图像有意加了对比度使画质显得更硬更糙,但也一定程序上影响了干净美观。肖家老大老二都被老三坑了,所以说就怕流氓有文化。

  • 雪俊 6小时前 :

    故事简单,但是拍的质量挺不错的,节奏挺快,看得挺开心

  • 锦枫 4小时前 :

    开篇有种塑料感,但接着看下去感觉也还好。

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