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分类： 喜剧片 2003

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 幸芳茵 1小时前 :

    原本以为只是单纯讲述两个孤独的灵魂相互慰藉的故事，没想到结尾出了个王炸，生理缺陷导致性格孤僻。

  • 庆欣笑 5小时前 :

    看的时候感觉像是一直在憋着一口气，到电影结束了，那口气也没吐出来

  • 宗嘉良 6小时前 :

    故事情节其实挺喜欢的还去翻了原著，但是这种穿插无数闪回，还有让人瞠目结舌的结尾表现手法真的不太喜欢。还有原著里面那种高于爱情的感情真的好动人，谈情说爱就俗了。演员其实都选得很贴啊，少女更纱真的好灵

  • 东雅惠 8小时前 :

    看完这部，很难把 阴沉的松坂桃李=果着 这个公式从脑子里面抹去了。

  • 弘信 1小时前 :

    咱就是说。。。一整个达咩！尤其车上那段中文对话让我感到费解，导演想亲中也大可不必

  • 全寻菡 6小时前 :

    听说人设魔改了，单从电影来说就是性无能导致的“萝莉控”青年与被家人性侵离家出走少女——两个机缘巧合形成的无性恋，相互救赎横跨15年相恋的纯爱故事。其实这个设定我是可以接受的，只有没有性作为潜在威胁的文才能让更纱有安全感，也只有未成熟的少女不会对性进行索取才能让文有安全感，所以他们的气场会相互吸引非常合理。但影片结尾文依然在为自己少了那根dick破防是什么鬼，来自社会toxic masculine的洗脑和迫害有这么深吗，过了15年还没有跟自己的身体和解？还是没想明白更纱喜欢你正是因为你的爱不掺杂性的杂质，所以性无能是你俩在一起的利好而不是天啊我不配她怎么能接受我呢？Anyway感谢松阪桃李又一次阴郁地贡献了他的屁股，以及横滨流星真实的家暴&sex演出～子役好惊喜，感觉芦田爱菜后继有人了

  • 操寄灵 9小时前 :

    女主的两个演员长得还挺像

  • 己书文 5小时前 :

    和第一部差好远。后面的中文尴尬的我可以扣除一个三室一厅来。

  • 卜飞航 9小时前 :

    故事其实有点意思。恋童阴影和各种形式暴力躲无可躲之下，两个不幸的人互相取暖。最后秘密暴露，身份也完成。他是吗，他看着好像不是，他就是，他其实也可以不是……李相日还是那么狗血、做作。

  • 彩梦 8小时前 :

    回忆的那部分很有call me by your name的感觉，意象运用的也很到位。比如十岁的更纱嘴上的番茄酱看起来像是成年人的口红，阿文帮她擦拭时若有若无地触碰到她的嘴唇。

  • 乐暖姝 7小时前 :

    正当我觉得这是一部可以推荐给别人的电影时，一拉进度条发现还剩一小半小时，当下就觉得「完了」。

  • 义梓馨 8小时前 :

    镜头很美，演员很合适，但是剧情的改编有点令人失望。很多情节的铺垫被删除，两人深刻的感情联系，亮的家暴与恶意都没有全面展现。

  • 信海 4小时前 :

    两小时三十分钟，看的相当疲惫。分两天看完…而且有一段还加快了播放速度。直到看完才发现，这是我喜欢的那类故事，事情也不是我原来以为的那样。

  • 彦月 5小时前 :

    3.5叭。我竟然还是心疼松坂桃李。。（不是。一直盯着那里的我真的很震惊。。我已经开始觉得「松坂桃李➕阴暗片=我会看到他的屁股」是一个公式了。广濑丝丝在这里面挺出彩的，被家暴后逃出来坐在地上淋雨抬头看着男主问她要不要进来的时候，男主坦白后靠在沙发上看着他的嘴回想小时候片段的时候，真的好美哦。床戏和家暴戏份也挺强的。。我真的很希望这两个人在一起，就觉得不要再虐了让他们在一起吧。。既然真的没有害人就放过他们吧。。即便如此回忆男主对小时候的女主产生爱意摸嘴的那段也让我坐立难安。不知道这片子会不会需要对特定人群进行预警。扣分项在于导演这个装逼犯好多慢的长的重复的镜头让我觉得没有什么意义，为了质感可以有，但是有些过了。

  • 剑晨轩 2小时前 :

    两个孤独的灵魂相互舔舐，相互陪伴的安心感。

  • 师星文 6小时前 :

    球球豆瓣把“犯罪悬疑”这个标签去掉，

  • 戢易蓉 9小时前 :

    全员演技在线，整体剧情流畅。

  • 宇颜 0小时前 :

    说不清，道不明，也不会有人懂。即便长篇大论的分析也会认为三人团有病，既然如此，我也少话可说。变性的母亲我没看错吧？喜欢结交奇怪的女朋友&从小被猥亵复杂挣扎又单纯的更纱有错吗？发育停滞自卑被迫待在小时候有错吗？温馨和睦受人喜欢，沉默小众孤僻就难受人待见？什么时候能再多点包容啊！无论如何，在我看来，两个半小时的表现都不算浪费，喜欢这种跳脱也喜欢这闪回叙事。回应主题，如果复杂的心思不被懂，那真的只能去流浪。

  • 尉迟茵茵 4小时前 :

    无病呻吟，又臭又长，青春疼痛本子矫情得一比

  • 广书竹 7小时前 :

    小说里意象很多，电影剧情取舍改动，微妙的失之毫厘差之千里。一直以为外文标识的雪糕应该是小杯的哈根达斯，结果居然是大桶的kirkland，诸如此类。丝丝是想象中的女主，满脸鼻血笑着说话的样子，和童役。流星也不是木头一块了。没有很喜欢，但算能看。（原作细腻很多）

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