一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2003

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 春珠 7小时前 :

    四分马东锡3分,悍匪兄弟两分,看的枪版,观影体验一般哈哈哈

  • 邢向南 9小时前 :

    要素过多 游戏梗和电影梗 科乐美在干啥呀科乐美

  • 郁建白 9小时前 :

    我看过最可笑的爱情片。唯一有趣的是第三幕21世纪和迪士尼的联动彩蛋和CE。 游戏要怎么做出电影感,斯皮尔伯格早就给出了完美的答卷。除了廉价的流行文化元素堆叠和老套到极点的故事模版空无一物。如果让小变态和RR就这么来一段可爱的柏拉图式的罗曼蒂克或者扯淡点把RR拉到现实里都还算过得去,结果来了个脑残到极点的反转。 片名Free Guy就是个笑话,他的dream就是个笑话。本质上是对影像,角色,游戏,代码最不尊重的行为。处处强调AI生命的鲜活力,但人和代码终究是不一样啊。怪奇物语里的小哥一辈子都不可能变Ryan Reynolds!RR他表演并赋予情感的整个角色从来不曾有任何意义。Guy不仅不是真人,就连代码都是别人向他的梦中情人表白的工具。俩小时感情全tm浪费了

  • 蕾歆 5小时前 :

    没有孙锡久我是绝对看不下去,其实对他来说也不需要什么发挥,所谓过瘾的打斗戏在我这儿也是招困。

  • 桐彦红 8小时前 :

    孙锡久演的太疯了,直接抬高了整部片。墙裂建议第三部拍亡命徒前传!!!

  • 申迎天 6小时前 :

    当“头号玩家”遇见“西部世界”,建立在NPC自主意识上的VR爆米花。可惜精神内核没能上升到楚门秀的高度,男女程序员谈恋爱最是要命。嗯,我承认我就是馋瑞恩·雷诺兹的身子...(不要Dude,给我Guy!)

  • 芸欣 2小时前 :

    电影很幼稚,但我看后做了一个梦,梦的大概内容是一群NPC在网络游戏里觉醒了,成为拥有意识的AI生命体,他们秘密结社、暗中扩张,直至人工智能控制了所有电脑和机器,反过来奴役人类,给人类造梦,把人类变成人肉电池,之后,有一群人类在虚拟世界觉醒了……

  • 桃萱 1小时前 :

    中间开始崩的厉害,想哪说哪。可就这确是好莱坞当下最拿得出手的片子,悲哀吗?回去重新看看头玩好了

  • 紫冷珍 9小时前 :

    Don’t have a good day. Have a great day! 看到Boston真是泪流满面

  • 闻人安晏 4小时前 :

    这样单纯的快乐真是太美好了,尤其是在现实越来越糟糕的今天。

  • 谷星 7小时前 :

    如此俗套又如此好看是怎么回事啊!IP联动还是能撬动燃点(我也是个大俗人,关键居然用了《纸人》的主旋律!当年这首BGM循环了好久,现在还躺在播放列表里,真的太惊喜了!必须多给一星!

  • 运梓敏 6小时前 :

    !票买好了嗷!导演居然!博物馆奇妙夜和怪奇物语嗷!怪不得有史蒂夫(草我真记不得他叫😂

  • 杭阳荣 2小时前 :

    《楚门的世界》+《明日边缘》+《头号玩家》+《勇敢者游戏》,太多好莱坞的残影,太多陈词滥调的主题和情节,却足以在疫情时代的电影院撞出情感的暖流。它完成的仍是对观众而非游戏玩家的指涉:电影院是自由城,冲破海滩的银幕就能抵达极乐净土;尽管每天/每部都在单调的循环之中,但商业片们确是陪伴影迷多年的老友。塔伊加·维迪提饰演的反派越是刻板,越成为好莱坞的某种自嘲;NPC的自我意识也不光是对人工智能的展望,更是对诸多经典银幕形象的生命力的礼赞。于是,老套暂时变作了老派,容我在美队盾牌出现的时刻献上惊呼。

  • 皓嘉 8小时前 :

    楚门的世界+土拨鼠之日+异次元骇客,用现今的技术重复了遍90年代的科幻内核,肤浅地宣扬追求自由,外层现实世界的部分更是幼稚。有意思只剩下插入的零星致敬彩蛋,模仿美国队长的盾牌,拿起光剑挥舞。

  • 表起运 0小时前 :

    前半部分真的很好看,不过我也是真心觉得女主做的游戏很无聊

  • 焦新立 4小时前 :

    游戏玩家的狂欢!难得的一部爆米花电影,和X特遣队一起给这个疫情之下的暑期档带来接二连三的惊喜!漫威星战梦幻联动,引发影院中连绵不断的尖叫!属于程序员的高光时刻!

  • 樊英卫 6小时前 :

    原来是程序员的浪漫

  • 采琛 8小时前 :

    附长评:

  • 辰骞 4小时前 :

    【剧透】

  • 茜琪 3小时前 :

    https://movie.douban.com/review/13832484/

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