Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
美式卡通的日常节奏，每个人都有点怪咖，每个人也都会有金子一样宝贵品质，等待自己去发现。
7/10 。如果没看过剧，可能会觉得这一家人异常聒噪。但是看过的会知道，果然还是小女儿露易丝最牛逼，没想到她居然也有怀疑自己的时候。
披着动作奇幻标签的家庭伦理剧，要特效没特效，要打斗没打斗。故事叙述太乱，各种回忆，好像是导演想到哪拍到哪，基本没有一点luoji
真的太怪了，就像那只没脑袋的小神兽，很怪，但，有点可爱？？？
London 21: ODEON Covent Garden
想成为搜救警员的骑警和他的搜救犬，他们总算找到了对方，成为了一对绝佳的搭档。故事很温情也很励志，也告诉我们多做好事上天会回报你的。
中文至少算是流利。女主的颜是真的不在点上。男主的肉我可以。演员终究是戏子，电影再讨好原漫画也终究摆在那里。作为魔幻片 剧情还算丰富了。虽然有些地方处理的很傻。彩蛋是下一部奇异博士？不要连累博士在国内上映啊。
一家五口拯救汉堡店，并破案抓凶手自救救人。
全程都在fangirl梁朝伟 太帅了啦！！Who cares about 儿子。Overall故事还不错，没有令人尴尬的地方
The fight scene at San Francisco is pretty good.
大电影的通病就是无聊就是一瞬间把什么都想展示
其实挺可怜的，漫威想要开拓创新，摔了个大跟头，安慰安慰多给一颗星。
看他们讲中文出戏，讲英文也出戏，我大概是陷入了一个怪圈，嫌弃生硬的中文和格格不入的英文。美国对东方的认知，还停留在功夫熊猫那一套。我之前看到传言说不能在内地上映的原因是梁朝伟演了傅满洲我真是信了他个鬼，那么问题来了，究竟是什么原因呢。最后一个彩蛋还是让我眼前一亮的。
半星全给梁朝伟，全方位摆烂的电影，抛开选角单看人物设定就有很大的疑惑。暗统世界千年的十戒帮武器库就只有电击棒和炸碎玻璃的手里剑，但凡有个枪他妈也不至于这么惨，活了千年的文武连个太极都没学过，就只会靠十戒来个缩壳神功，瞧瞧《黑寡妇》里的没落苏联还有个藏匿云层的大家伙。自诩征服了全世界，可这点人马叶问都能打的下来，更别提同世界的瓦坎达了。嘲讽绝境病毒，可十戒的能力还没绝境病毒有效。凯蒂看戏光伯被杀，尚气看戏神龙和文武被杀，十个戒指你给你妹俩也就不用在那里搞个拔河离别了。莫名其妙的中英切换（凯蒂在也就算了），汽车与殿堂竹林的格格不入，都是西方在本身固有模板下强硬杂糅中国元素的失败体现。
打家庭亲情牌但不幼稚 动作设计和配乐过硬 好久没在大银幕上看到这么不用花拳绣腿但能拳拳到肉的打戏了吧 舒爽 剧本运用的中国元素也是久违美国银幕上没有违和感让人舒适的那种 中国文化的银龙与黑恶势力代表的西方龙（变种龙 对打 再一次刷新了漫威之前群战灭霸的爽点/演员都好专业 梁朝伟一到美国英雄片 被当成道格拉斯用了 容颜老了 但气场秒杀一众小年轻 到位
除了剧情略简单俗套之外 简直不要太好看！完全是漫威为华人定制的英雄大片啊！这么多人打低分是认真的吗？还说rh？？seriously？
明显看到科研了很多中国元素。兵器有吴钩、金箍棒、流星锤、闪电五连鞭，反正就没什么刀枪剑戟这种正常的兵器。杨紫琼全家用的明显是太极拳，老妈临死前的pose还是白鹤亮翅，梁朝伟则是功夫里的洪家铁线拳了。再加上竹林、龙鳞、飞檐等意象，十足就是个缝合怪，所有元素完全没有起到任何化学反应，反正东方文化的精神内核完全没有。
我是真没想到功夫熊猫拆成功夫熊和功夫猫，就能成一个新IP...master 真应该找马保国来演，闪电五连鞭满屏都是。另外Awkwafina 最可爱不接受反驳
哈哈既然爆出来公车数字事件，那我就赶快标记一下，条目被灭不远了……以及，Tony Leung好帅，想捆绑十个尚气去换回一个他爹文武可不可啊？
爹死了之后儿女的反应也太离谱了……当晚就一脸平静满足“爸走好”了？关键是他们其实是那种亚洲家庭虽然充满怨恨和不理解但羁绊很沉重的家庭关系…梁朝伟鳏夫气质真不错嘿嘿
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