Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
震撼！主角反派编剧争相比拼谁更傻逼。激动人心！气得我困到睡着时也不安稳。 /with 小狗
这剧情当娱乐片无所谓，单独拎出来能及格，就当好玩呗。但是能不能不要放到这种片子里啊，正儿八经了解一下科学前沿再做编剧吧。
唯一無涉生生死死的徐崢部分，也顯然帶來了最好的觀感。其原因除卻徐崢的導演技術同演技，以及一以貫之的對上海弄堂“小男人”的關注和著墨，更重要的是當代大部分觀眾更容易認同徐崢拍攝的時段及所傳達的價值。而相比之下，我們還很難找到重新講述戰爭與革命時代中國經驗的新鮮邏輯和手段，即便是在國人已對那套“大時代”的舊話語感到極度疏遠、拒斥乃至質疑的情况下。但正如廣告從有政治風險的破冰事物，到今天已為人們習以為常以至甚為反感；早早買房“上車”者從人人豔羨的對象，到今天常被視為阻礙城市社會階層流動的既得利益者，觀眾對這套對市場化加以歌頌的話語邏輯，可能也會經歷一個從樂見到厭倦再到批判的過程（參見不少知乎網友對徐崢部分的通俗政治經濟學批判）。届時，徐崢的故事恐怕也需要找尋新的講述方式。2021年10月12日於太古倉。
感觉比不上前面两部，意外的是章子怡那一趴，泪成狗，徐峥的水准一如既往。
~007死了还生了个娃，很佩服编剧和导演的勇气。但剧情、表演真没啥看头-有一星是给古巴靓女的。。。
一边哭一边探求真知（今年的国庆片太苦了）（非杠精）1.乘风的老马能找回他爸，日本鬼子不能让人跟着老马发现老巢吗？2.造火箭的基地放孔明灯不怕孔明灯掉落炸了基地吗？
诗＞鸭先知＞乘风=少年行。1⃣️诗真的太好了！完全意想不到的惊喜！黄轩章子怡包括小演员都演的很好，只不过后边海清跟陈道明的镜头很突兀，很容易出戏！2⃣️前面的两个单元都比较沉重所以鸭先知出来的时候，带来了很多欢乐，影院里大家都笑呵呵的，轻松诙谐，中规中矩。3⃣️乘风，在乘风被敌人打死后之前的所有，都很好，屏幕上出现（三个月后）之后的剧情很拉垮，我个人无法理解为什么骑兵团都背着枪却拿着刺刀往前冲，死了一波又一波人，为什么不选择开枪？也无法理解吴京演的团长在中弹后还能有力气骑马拿着刺刀捅进敌军的身体并且穿透。4⃣️开心麻花式喜剧，我个人总觉得有点扯哈。。除此之外，鸭先知和少年行里边，都有班级同学嘲笑起哄围攻一个同学的场景，我不太喜欢用这样的方式来突出主人公。
《乘风》实在没有技巧，人死马伤先硬煽情再拔高，历史厚重却只拍出俗不可耐的故事。《少年行》前半段挺好的，后半段走向仓促了些。最爱《诗》和《鸭先知》。章子怡笔触细腻，生活本没有诗意，爸爸用生命作了诗，宇宙是让死亡渺小的东西，苦难艰辛之下的坚韧温柔。徐峥寓教于乐，三部曲下来他总能找到不俗的电影的点，这次模仿韦斯安德森，国内先锋，欣喜的事儿。
大概结局并不是唯一被吐槽的点，如果不是粉丝向，全片节奏确实有问题，以至于分好几段才看完。这个系列真是看了好几十年了，从康纳利和摩尔开始到布鲁斯南，以至于后来格雷格都觉得不是原来的邦德了。但这版也恰好就是如今思维体系里的邦德了，是世界变了，不只是邦德变了。那问题最后就是，还会有续集吗？
沈腾导演的真的拉低了整部片子的质量，徐峥的搞笑成份很自然，吴京部分很热血，章子怡的部分很感人。
可能比11月要上映的新生化危机更贴近生化危机。前半段真的还不错，似乎在和我对话，把我吊起来后，后半段又来迪士尼漫威系搞笑反派了😂 Lea变娇妻，00Q玻璃渣里找糖。害，终于结束了，我迫不及待想看黑妹007接班了（不是反话）。长评明天写。
谢谢丹尼尔克雷格 给了我在电影院中完整看过的第一任007 传奇落幕撒花🎉
《诗》这个故事真是浪漫、柔软又坚定，让我感受到了女性的力量和坚持。
这个系列真的是一年比一年精彩，国产电影正在崛起
3.5，个人比较喜欢第三单元，直接的徐峥式幽默，拍摄手法致敬了老电影，输出稳定，会舒服一些。徐峥>章子怡=吴京> > >沈腾
三星+。蕾雅的戏路真宽，一点也看不出阿黛尔里的影子，难怪会有小伙伴开始会认不出她。西班牙小妞再度惊喜到我，戏份不多却亮眼。
《乘风》里的笛声—悠长、酸楚，道尽了满目的疮痍。骑兵团随着转音到来，黎明也要来了。马群踏着破碎的山河乘风而过，践过侵略者肮脏的兽躯，奔向曙光。曙光下鲜血染就的团旗比太阳更红，永不褪色
章子怡惊艳。真的是 惊艳两字可评。来武汉出差，想着无聊不如看个点映，的确是被章子怡的《诗》惊艳到了。从拍摄手法到光影处理，从故事设置到情感处理，章子怡所展现出的能力和用心都显而易见。尤其是作为女性导演，感受到了十足的温柔凝视。最感动的点在于首先她没有去特意丑化父亲来突出母亲，父亲是一个像白月光一样美好的。而母亲的坚毅独立是通过她对孩子的教育来展现的。包括在这里所展现出的人类的渺小，以及直面生死的讨论，都实在是太棒了（讲真 全靠章子怡拉高了整个片子的高度 才能给到4星）
9.29青岛点映 属实一般 搞笑的get不到笑点 歌功颂德部分有点老套
放心，如果需要，编剧还可以让他活回来。非技术活，我都可以。
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